Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett Jokes

Q: What is the difference between "Farrah Fawcett" and "Michael Jackson"?

A: "Farrah" did it with Majors, "Michael Jackson" did it with Minors.

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When Farrah Fawcet died and went to heaven,
She asked the God for one wish.
God said OK.
She asked for all the children to be safe in earth.
So Michael Jackson died.



RIP MJ & FF

Joke about Michael Jackson

Q: What does "Michael Jackson" and a "Plastic bag" have in common?

A: Both are white, plastic and a danger to children.




RIP Michael Jackson...

How to recruit the right person for the Job?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed Room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing .

If they have messed up the hole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations ..

If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day.
Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in TOP MANAGEMENT

Bounced cheque (Rape Joke)

Judge to prostitute: "So... when did you realize that you were raped?"
Prostitute: (Wiping away tears) "When the cheque bounced"

The Lion's Wedding

A lion was getting married. At his wedding a mouse was shouting away and congratulating the lion "All the best my brother!!! goodluck!!!"

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks
"Who the hell do you think you are.... how can a lion be your brother.. you are only a mouse...."
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The Mouse replies.... "I was also a Lion before I got married"